Alright people, time to get real.
The GoFundMe is sitting at $8,220; $1,780 from the goal. There's 3,324 members on this forum. If you all can come up with $780 together, I'll put up the final $1,000 to hit the 10k. If only half of you (that's 1,662 for those who suck at math like me)...