Found somebody to turn the ignition while I listened to the fuel pump and felt the relays, they do click on (F/PUMP and the one next to it), so yeah, I guess that's the end of that.
I did read through this earlier (among many other threads):
https://mazdaspeeds.org/index.php?threads/car-sat-for-a-long-time-crank-no-start.16283/
It made me more optimistic about siphoning with a dead pump, though I don't see any chewed wires. I'm following their saga.
Year/Make/Model: 2007 Mazdaspeed 3
Mileage: 186,000
Location: Clearwater, FL
Concern: Engine turns over but won't start
DTC's: None
Modifications: Replaced rear motor mount with CPE
ECU/Tuning Software: N/A
Tuner: N/A
Is the concern intermittent? No
Can you duplicate the concern? Yes
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