So, uh, car's down.
Took a while, but the exhaust leak became permanent.
@Easter Bunny let's get some analysis going on this if you don't mind:

It's bent up because I had to bend it a bit to get it out; I'm pretty certain it folded itself down from heat inside the housing causing an L shape in the gasket.
EDIT: The ragged edges are hard and brittle, while the rest is pretty ductile.
Storytime:
A ways back, Awa came and visited. I did a pull and it sounded especially gnarly; turns out a couple of the bolts holding the turbo in were loose, and the pull I did caused the gasket to partially melt. Tightened the three remaining studs back down (still nasty loud on throttle because only half the gasket was there) and finally, on the Friday before last I go to start it up and it was way, way louder than what had come to be known as normal.
Couldn't be fucked to bother with it last weekend, knowing what I would probably find, so did it this weekend. It took me longer to get dressed than to give up on this; there is, at most, two studs still present but it's likely that only one of them is actually there or tight; the ones at the back are gone completely, and the one I can see/touch has a loose nut.
I never really liked how Full-Race decided to mount this thing. Those studs are super tiny, considering. With a quick check, it doesn't appear that they are selling the turbo kit any longer, nor the hardware I'd need to fix this; color me surprised.
Anywho, the idea I have to get me back up and running is to buy a CS manifold with the PTE vband setup, a plug for the EWG and then a VBand .85 IWG hotside for the EFR; the vbands are very close in dimension and even if it leaks it won't be as bad as what I have now, plus it will be much easier to reinstall the turbo.
If anyone has any thoughts or anything, please feel free to chime in.